Celebrity Response
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
Musician · 2024 · Aired February 6, 2026
Question set: Current (2022+)
1
What's the best sandwich?
Twinkie wiener sandwich
From his movie UHF — Twinkie split lengthwise, hot dog, spray cheese, dunked in milk
2
What was your first concert?
Elton John at the LA Forum in the mid-'70s
3
What is the scariest animal?
Bears
Godless killing machines
4
Apples or oranges?
Oranges for juice, apples for eating
5
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
Yes — Myron Floren, accordion player from the Lawrence Welk Show
6
What do you think happens when we die?
Your body is eaten by worms, bones crumble, then you go to heaven
Paraphrasing Keanu Reeves badly on purpose
7
What's your favorite action movie?
Raiders of the Lost Ark
8
Window or aisle?
Window — bladder of steel
Can also see the gremlin on the wing
9
What's your favorite smell?
Gardenia
Mother planted gardenia bushes — Ratatouille dolly zoom to childhood
10
What's your least favorite smell?
Rotting burnt human flesh slathered with fecal matter and vomit
11
What is your earliest memory?
Family dressed as clowns for his 2nd birthday — screamed his head off
Scariest thing for kids is something familiar changing
12
Cats or dogs?
Dogs — more white meat
13
You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life — what is it?
"Achy Breaky Heart"
Would pick the song to drive him crazy quickest
14
What number am I thinking of?
27
15
Describe the rest of your life in five words.
"Be kind, bring joy, repeat"