Celebrity Response
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Jon Stewart
Comedian / TV Host · October 2021 · Aired September 28, 2021
Question set: Original (2021)
1
What's the best sandwich?
The bread-to-ingredient ratio (65–75% ingredient)
Refused to name a specific sandwich; gave extended analysis of ratio, pickle texture, and condiment liquidity
2
What's one thing you own that you should really throw out?
Everything I wear
3
What is the scariest animal?
Cat
A cat is a killing machine; the tiger is not in your house, the cat is
4
Apples or oranges?
Apples
5
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
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Skipped in edit
6
What do you think happens when we die?
Very little
If something was happening after death, wouldn't you move?
7
What's your favorite action movie?
Finding Nemo
Colbert challenged whether it's an action movie
8
What's your favorite smell?
The beach
9
What's your least favorite smell?
Some of the things you find on the beach
A New Jersey joke
10
Exercise: worth it?
Please
Just said 'please' with no elaboration
11
Flat or sparkling?
Flat
Launched into anti-sparkling tirade about aerating beverages
12
What's the most used app on your phone?
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Skipped in edit
13
You only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life — what is it?
"Lost in the Flood" — Bruce Springsteen
Agonized over picking one; cycled through Jungleland, Thunder Road, Rosalita before settling
14
What number am I thinking of?
Infinity
Says the number equals how late editors will stay
15
Describe the rest of your life in five words.
"Hopefully quite quite quite long"