White bread (not too thick), buttered, mayonnaise on one piece, Marmite on the other, tomatoes with salt and pepper, crusts cut off, cut into three — "you can have one and I'll have two"

"The big orchestras used to tour through our little town in the north of England." Didn't remember the specific orchestra.

Noted hyenas are like dogs (which he adores) and are enchanting in the wild with their kids, but a lone hyena with a pack behind would terrify him

Said you can squeeze an orange for juice; Colbert pointed out you can squeeze an apple too

As a boy in Wigan he queued at the stage door of the local rep company and left his autograph album for the actors to sign — he still has it

Hopes there'll be a funeral, but his body is left to medical research; afterward bones will be ground down and scattered in the River Thames

Praised Popeye Doyle and the driving sequences

Normally window, but now travels first class so it doesn't matter; told a story about giving up his seat on a flight from Chicago and ending up next to one of the most attractive men he'd ever seen — Colbert quipped "Some enchanted evening"

Said the dying flowers "smell like death" as the water has been absorbed by the stems

During WWII, sleeping under a metal table in the back room in case a bomb knocked the house down; woken by the cleaner washing windows and singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows"

Answered nonverbally to applause and cheering

Sang a few bars from the song

Colbert guessed 21 (for May 21st, the most important number in his life at the moment); McKellen said no